The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"
And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!
![a screenshot of wikipedia that reads: Captain William Death was an 18th-century privateer from Middlesex, England[1] who died in battle December 1756, in the first year of the Seven Years' War. Captain Death was in command of the Terrible, a ship equipped with twenty-six carriage guns, and manned with 200 sailors.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b724a70309d25067472fd7a546ec3d02/d09b986808603cff-33/s1280x1920/eb6000b3432b3c02f53c21230ff76ca50a87ed00.jpg)
